help him understand

I was reading a blog called I got jokes, she had some great ideas on how to get your guy to understand what a period feels like, so I decided to share them too!

Ten Ways to help your man understand what it's like to have a period

1. Have him lay down (preferably on a hard surface) and beat him repeatedly in the abdomen with a baseball bat. Get him to turn over and repeat on lower back. 
2. Piss him off so badly that although he wants to stop screaming at you, he just can't. 
3. Fill a condom with corn syrup and make him wear it for five days straight.
4. Rub his inner thighs with 60 grit sandpaper to simulate chafing. Repeat between butt cheeks. 
5. Punch him in the chest 150 times, 75 hits on each side.
6. Do not allow him any kind of sexual gratification for 3-5 days. This includes self-stimulation. 
7. Smear olive oil all over his face, paying special attention to chin, nose and forehead. Throw some in his hair too. 
8. Smash his new, 50" plasma screen TV, forcing uncontrollable sobbing. This might also work for #2. 
9. Buy him the ugliest, most unflattering underwear you can possibly find. Make sure you get at least five pairs.
10. Put him in a diaper. The bulkier, the better. Then make him carry one to the bathroom so everyone at his workplace knows he's wearing it. 

Try these suggestions and I guarantee that your man will be ready with a hot water bottle, some Tylenol and a back massage every month when TOM shows up.

what hurts the most

What hurts the most is knowing that something happened to you and being to afraid to do anything about it. To have to live with it and to know that even if you tried to make it right that it still wouldn't be. We all make choices in life that have consequences. Time to buck up and live with them. Like my mother always said, "Pull up your big girl panties and deal with it." So here goes nothing. I am not an all night motel, not open to service to whoever can pay the most money. The only ones allowed to enter my bed without invitation are my little girls and the only reason they crawl in my bed is because of a nightmare. Im growing up and Im going to deal with this. Maybe not in the way that I should which would be to make a report, but emotionally, yes im growing up. Im going to put it behind me and forget. Im going to go on with my life and Im going to start making choices that are not as unhealthy. Time to tip the scales, I cant live life like I did or something even worse is going to happen. I couldn't live with that. So here is me forgetting. Putting it down in words without putting it down in words. Here is the last time Im going to talk about it. Here is me moving on.

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daddy

So I was sitting here planning on giving it a couple of days before I write my next entry because I have been posting a ton lately when I got hit with this overwhelming feeling that I miss my daddy. So this post is all about my Dad and how much I love him.

What will always remind me of him:
1. Brooks and Dunn and Alan Jackson, mostly Brooks reminds me of him but really the songs they all sing and the classic country style always make me miss him.

2. The smell of feed and hay. I spent countless hours in the barns with him while growing up. He is that smell and I treasure it.

3. He refuses to say "I love you." So my dad is gettin up there in age, Not OLD per say but definitely getting closer to decrepit.This means that he grew up during the time when a grunt was a delicate I love you and cleaning the pig stalls basically had you set apart as soul mates.My dad is about 74 which means he wants me to finish school, get married and have grandbabbies (not necessarily in that order.) To get him back for this I often call him for no particular reason trying to get him to tell me he loves me. His usual reply is "uh yup ok well bye thanks for calling." I wont ever let him hang up without telling me at least "you too." Its one of the best things to do when bored.

4. I want to make my daddy proud. He doesn't know this, but everything I do is basically done to make him proud. I want to be that mommy that brings him grandkids, I want to get my masters degree so that I can be someone that he brags about to all of his farmer buddies. But most of all I want to be what he wants me to be, a good daughter. I love him with all my heart and I miss him like crazy. It was one of the hardest things ever to move this far away from him.

 I will forever and always be daddy's little girl. 

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the edge of my bed

Do you ever find yourself trying to go to sleep and you toss and turn, fidget, wiggle and sigh? I do. Quite frequently. You get to the point where you try to think about nothing at all in an effort to lull yourself off to sleep. It never works. I fail at it every time and today for the 2nd time I find myself unable to sleep. The first was at 4am this morning, I woke up after only 3 hours of sleep ready for the day to begin...Please! Not even the early bird is trying to catch the worm that early. I tried to get myself back to sleep by daydreaming about my future, after a half an hour of mindless wander I realized sleep wasn't coming. I hopped out of bed grabbed my trusty laptop and joined the rest of the sleepless world on the internet. Again tonight I find myself unable to sleep...whats a girl to do?! I don't have a man in my bed to keep me occupied, I finished my latest book this afternoon...this leaves the internet! I decided that if I can find things to do on the internet to keep me busy and at least a little amused then I had better share them with you!

Of course I spend at least a minute checking my facebook, gotta see if my "friends" had anything to say!

 Then I move on to two of my favorite giggle sites. They always illicit at least one laugh and tons of smiles from me.
Textsfromlastnight.com
dearblankpleaseblank.com

After I finish reading the newest posts or I spend some time reading random ones I then switch to checking my blog which leads me here. Depending on my mood I will check my stats, read some posts or even write something new that I can post on here.

If I am still bored I have several directions that I can go, if I have new pictures that havent been edited I go straight to Picnik.com where I can spend hours on end playing with photos. If Im not in a photogenic mood I move to Netflix.com or cwtv.com both of which allow me to watch as much tv as I could possibly want, which isnt too much. Im not much of a television watcher. But I do really enjoy movies.

Here is a list of random sites that keep me busy in times of extreme boredom!

Youtube.com
Thoughtcatalog.com (LOVE THIS SITE!)
peopleofwalmart.com
pinterest.com
Mysteryseeker.com
Pandora.com (always playing in the background)
Theonion.com
stumbleupon.com
urbandictionary.com
googlefight.com

Well hopefully I can go to sleep now! Wish me luck!