1.4.11

legit april fools skills



We are over half way through April Fools day 2011 and it has been an epic adventure! The experience started last night around 9:30 when the boys (Rico, Derek and Forrest) left. Karina and I took off for their apartments armed with our weapons of mass pranking. We got into each of their rooms by utilizing their roommates then we did each of the following in each room:

1. Raisin in the toothpaste (turns it black)
2. Salt on the toothbrush
3. Food dye and pickle juice in the shampoos and body washes
4. Sewed the blankets and pillows to the mattresses
5. Sewed their pant legs and the arms of their shirts together
6. Sewed all of the clothes in the closet together
7. Hid random alarm clocks set to go off around the rooms
8. Put rice in their beds

We did a lot and thought that they couldn't really find it all but the boys threatened their roommates  until they found out all of the stuff that we did. It was a total cheap shot!!!

We had two double agents working both sides, the boys and the girls. Alli and I told the boys we were on their sides but really we just double crossed them and worked for the girls. We tipped the girls off to all of the guy's moves.

After finding all of the pranks Forrest, Rico and Derek took off in an angry cloud of "I am man I wont be beaten!" and hid at Forrest's house to make their plans. Calling Alli and having her come help them and thinking I would keep them posted about what the girls were doing.

Meanwhile the girls stayed at our apartment deviously scheming how to make our next strike! During the scheming we hit them with several prank phone calls, the usual "Excuse me but can I talk to Seymour Butts?" "Is your Refrigerator running? well then you better catch it!!!" and " Hello we are calling because we just got you application to join the Pen 15 club, we just need your social security number and size to get you put in our records."

Finally though we made our plans, put on our ninja clothes and struck out into the night on foot. We carried with us all the tools we would need to trash their cars. On the way though we took refuge at Tiara's house where we recruited her and two of her roommates. We staked out Forrest's apartment for a while checking to see what they were doing then together our party of 6 marked up their cars with phrases like " April Fools!" "This means War!" and "Girls Rule!!!" while also sticking tampons and pads all over it then pouring bubbles all over the windshields which are very very hard to wash off.

While this was all going on Alli was still playing the double agent and hanging out with the guys keeping us posted on everything they were doing. We now knew all of their plans and were ready! Alli made her escape from the boys soon after saying she had problems with her contacts and joined us back at Tiara's.

Once there we used a computer program to disguise our voices and to change the number on our phones so it would appear that Rico's House phone was calling him and we prank called them again this time pretending to be his father.

We knew that the boys had a plan to get us back and we began to devise a plan to stop them! The boy's plan was to Saran Wrap popcorn against our front door so that when we opened it the popcorn would spill down on us making a huge mess. Naturally we did all we could to end that plan. Karina stole their car keys and gave away their Saran Wrap to a pedestrian walking by. But Derek went home and got some more. Soon we figured out that we just had to ambush them when they were trying to pull the prank on us. So we called home and had our roommates turn off all the lights and Alli told the guys we had gone to sleep.

We filled huge tupperware bowls and a whole garbage can with  water and snuck down the road to our apartment to catch the guys in the act. We creeped around the apartment until we had them in our sights and we dumped all the water on them, getting into a massive water fight. We even got to spend some time staking out the boys in the back of Rico's truck, trying to figure out their next move during the night which was really fun.

The boys did get us back a little bit though, they covered put condoms on Karina's car's windshield along with gummy worms and some weird orange substance spelling out boys. So they won that round...I guess.

The night ended around 5 AM with the girls at 2 and the boys at 1. The boys tried to get us back with their popcorn idea but the lady that works at our apartment cleaned it up and took it down before we even got up that morning foiling the boys plan.

I even woke up this morning  when my curtains fell down off my window to cops hanging out outside of my apartment because apparently cops will fake arrest you and make your friends come bail you out for 20 bucks or make you sell 20 cokes at the local gas station before you are allowed to leave. I didn't get taken to jail but the cops did laugh pretty hard at my disheveled short shorts and bra-less appearance as I groggily tried to put my curtains up and failed for about ten minutes.

This has been probably one of the best April Fools nights I have ever experienced and the whole day isn't even over yet!!! Bring it on!!!

2 comments:

  1. Okay so you need to give them oreos with toothpaste in the middle too that is a good one! That sounded like a pretty epic night!

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  2. yeah we actually talked about doing that but the guys have heard of it so we cant, they would never fall for it

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