i will be single forever

Camel Drool Kisses

by Jamie!

Your sweet and your kind,

your attentive and and most definitely hot

but, being with you,

 I realized there's something your not.

When man was first made

you were given a tool

now you think with no brain 

and you act like a fool

up the shirt, down the pants

its all rub and all grab

Im sorry Mr. Playboy

but your lovings kinda drab

I got bored and I got slobbered

rolling my eyes at your "skills"

you pump up the ante

that shudder? its not chills.

im disgusted by your lips

they turn me off, my face getting eaten

like being kissed by a camel

your drool cant sweeten

the grossed out look that has crossed

my unguarded face.

oh shit. can I run? 

Where the fuck is my mace?

Im done with this date

whats my excuse?

gotta run, thanks for dinner

Im tired gotta cruise!

Now Im home safe in my bed

my face freshly washed

happy to be home

new budding romance firmly squashed!

No more dates, I need less fun

give me a romance book any day
its way better than real life

theres no camel kiss drool and its not too risque.

I sink into the covers 

turning page after page

a sigh, and loving warmth

true love is taking center stage. 

day 6:c2

DAY 6

The theme word for this picture of gratitude is that of books. The picture I have selected is just me reading a book because I love books and I'm thankful for the time to read and money to buy books. I have a nook so I do have the virtual books but I will always love the sweet smell of books old and new. There is something magical about having a book in your hands. 

day 5:c2

DAY 5

The photo that I am posting today has the theme word of Morning Sky. Now my mornings usually dont start all that early because lets face it I like to sleep in. Im more of a night owl so my morning sky is actually more of a midafternoon sort of thing. This is also a picture from my home in Oregon because my heart will always be with the ocean. I love where I live now, but I grew up running on the beach. This picture has my little niece in it because she was the last one I took to the beach!

day 4:c2

DAY 4

The topic for today's picture of Gratitude is Leaves. Im kind of excited for this one because it almost has nothing to do with actual leaves. The picture that I am posting deals with a church that constantly posts the most ridiculous things on their billboard and it always makes me laugh sooooo I am grateful to that church for always giving me a laugh! The billboard says "Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn't" bahahaha

day 3:c2

DAY 3

of challenge 2

Today the topic for the picture was Happiness, this is going to be really cliche and shallow but its the truth. Happiness to me is when I feel beautiful or sexy. So my picture for the day is a vanity shot of me in classic facebook pose. just the face. So now you know my deep dark secret Im not happy unless I feel beautiful. Gratitude for being shallow.....oh man do I need to work on this!!!

day 2:c2

Day 2

The challenge today is to post a picture that has to do with the word smile. I chose to post on the smiles that mean the most to me. The smiles from my Dad and my Grandpa, they don't smile often and when they do it is usually a grimace more than a smile. So I treasure every smile I get. I love both of these men so very much and I am so grateful for every day that I have with them. I don't get to see my own daddy very often anymore since I got out of school. But I hope he knows I love him! As for my Grandpa, that old kicker knows I love him cause I get to tell him in person every week! Poor old man, stuck seeing me all the time! I love my two old men and I always will. 

challenge numero dos (challenge number two, dumbass)

So this photo challenge that I am starting out today is the second photo challenge that I have tried to do...I failed the first because I am a slacker but this time I am bound and determined to actually finish. Unlike a 15 year old boy I will take my time and come to a satisfactory finish there will be nothing premature about this. This photo challenge is entitled the photo inspiration challenge: gratitude. I found it on pinterest, a fantastic photo site that I spend copious amounts of time on.

So here it begins with: 

DAY 1

This is all about my favorite food and I really hate to admit it but I'm a simple girl at heart. I LOVE LOVE LOVE sandwiches. It doesn't matter what kind it is as long as it has no tomatoes I love it. Turkey, Chicken, PB&J, Grilled Cheese, Pulled Pork, BBQ Beef, Vegetarian, Seafood mix, Roast Beef, Ham, Steak, Philly, Salami, Bologna, Egg, Sausage, Club, French Dip, BLT hold the T, Fish, Tuna, Nutella, Peanut and Honey, Pastrami, Gyro and every other kind you can think of. I love them all and I am thankful to who ever invented them!